A recent poll of discarded flesh somewhere in the core worlds region discovered that a surprisingly high amount of formerly living beings still support Emperor Palpatine, despite the fact that the reason there are billions of bits of human remains existing is wholly because of the actions by the Emperor himself in getting revenge on the Rebel Alliance. The poll found that 56% of people formerly from the planet Alderaan supported the Emperor and his recent actions on the giant rock with millions of human life forms on it. While it may seem at first this approval is fully out of fear of any further repercussions from Palpatine, it is not actually the case for most of the respondents.
“I kinda thought we had it comin'” said the remains of one Alderaanian stuck to the poll finders space vessel. “I mean we talked a big game about overthrowing the literal most powerful being in the galaxy, and you know what? This is what happens! I knew those Organa assholes would get us all killed but nobody lis-” the recording ended here as the mouth of the dead Alderaanian was wiped off the spaceship’s window and floated off into the emptiness of space.
Immediately after the planet’s destruction, the Emperor took to his personal social media account Sith Social to celebrate the Death Star’s biggest kill yet:
“Many thanks to the WONDERFUL Men and Women aboard our big beautiful DEATH STAR! The TERRORISTS of the ALDERANN NATION are ALL DEAD!!! We cannot confirm if Senator and LOSER BAIL SNORGANA was on the planet BUT WE SURE HOPE HE WAS!! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!”
It is the opinion of this publication that both sides of the issue have reasonable takes on the subject. While Alderaan thought it deserved to live, the Empire thought it did not deserve to live. It’s important to hear both sides of every story as to avoid any infringement of speech on the matter.
The Rebels were not reached out to for comment.
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