After the White Sox game Friday, artist Flo Rida performed a concert at Rate Field in front of dozens of fans. The only issue being the artist had not been told about the performance until he was awoken by his agency 5 minutes before the show started. Once Mr. Rida was aware of his surroundings, he could not contain himself.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” screamed the Grammy nominated artist in the middle of the worst ballpark in Major League Baseball. He would not stop screaming until the music started and his Neuralink microchip turned him into the performing artist the fans had paid to see (they sure as hell weren’t there to watch the White Sox.)
After the half hour concert, the chip was deactivated, and Flo continued his screams of agony. The producers put Flo back in his hyperbolic chamber and rolled him onto a flatbed to be taken to his next show in Joliet’s prison. Spectators had come away pleased knowing that apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur was still a banger.
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